raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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    armadillo:

    *googles how to become famous without any talent*

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    Szłam ulicą i chciałam rzucić się pod samochód.
    ― Barbara Rosiek ‘Pamiętnik Narkomanki’ (via polskie-zdania)
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    crrocs:

    evilsmurfnope:

    crrocs:

    Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

    Vodka?

    Yes

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